I don’t know about you, but in the name of fairness and justice everywhere I have been gravely concerned about the North Pole.
It seems that the North Pole is one of the only places I can think of where “Occupy Fill-in-the-Blank” protests aren’t yet occurring.
Justice, better socialism or communism for all, and free college educations with virtually no minimum requirements are just as deserved by North Pole denizens as they are by New Yorkers holding “Occupy” signs.
You can imagine my soul-stirring sigh of relief upon hearing that the North Pole’s most arguably famous occupants have now joined the formal “Occupation.”
Thank God they won’t be left out!
And just in case you don’t believe me, here’s the photographic evidence to prove it:
Good citizens of the North Pole: may you long occupy Antarctica. Many blessings to you all, and may your political campaign be met with every imaginable laurel of richly-deserved success.
P.S. Please do keep us posted on how the necessary “Occupy” signal hand-motions for camp communication work out for you, okay?
I didn’t know the Occupy Protesters had Happy Feet!