Eric S., a former college classmate of mine, recently shared the following guidelines for life. As they’re too funny to keep to myself, I’m going to share his thoughts with you:
FIVE LIFE RULES TO REMEMBER
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the $#@’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you…when they’re in trouble again. 4. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Any life rules you’d like to add to this list? Feel free to put them in the comments section below or drop me a line at caraATcaramia.us