My husband is indeed a modern American. Along with about 250 million other Americans, he decided to buy a lottery ticket yesterday (I’m totally speculating about the numbers at this point—in fact, I made them up wholesale). Then he realized he would need to be responsible with the earnings he would inevitably win, so he figured out a quick budgetary guide to assist him in managing his sure-to-come new windfall. But alas, the next morning it fell upon my shoulders to delicately inform him that according to Facebook, his jackpot…hadn’t materialized. My husband promptly decided an immediate protest of the [...] Read more »