On Hosannas and Ammo Belts

In this season of Lent, I have recently been reminded that Palm Sunday can mean very different things to different people. Perhaps the Protestant Christian church has been slightly remiss in presenting the season of Lent (including Palm Sunday) with the kind of clarity that leads to understanding. Maybe Sunday schools could revisit how they are presenting and teaching this particular season of the church year. I submit this (possible) case in point:   For some reason I think the “hosannas” have been a bit lost in translation on this one… Read more »

On Easy Replaceability

My self-esteem has taken a real hit today, courtesy of that ever-helpful YouTube. Why? Because I now realize that anytime I need a sub for my job as a music teacher, I can just ask my dog Pugsley to step in for me. Now, as much as I love Pugsley and wish him every success, it’s still painful to realize that despite years of training and experience, I am indeed replaceable. By a dog, no less. The evidence can be found right here: http://youtu.be/hqtLD27iI_M Read more »

A few quotes for early March

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way~~Charles Bukowski Because the thing about love is that we can’t control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it~~Lisa Scottoline Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie~~David Mamet When you wake up in the morning, Pooh, said Piglet at last, what’s the first thing you say to yourself? What’s for breakfast? said Pooh. What do you say, Piglet? I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today? said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. It’s the [...] Read more »

Real Men Don’t

Just a few deeply sobering statistics: 1) An estimated one million children are forced to work in the global sex industry every year 2) The global sex slavery market generates a $39 billion profit annually 3) Selling young girls is more profitable than trafficking drugs or weapons To find out more about what you can do, check out the Not For Sale site, along with many other groups, sites, and campaigns as well. (For example, here’s a list Oprah compiled of ways you can help abolish modern-day female slavery.) This conversation will be continuing throughout this next year…   Read more »

On Beloved Pets and Their Temporary Bouts of Insanity

We have a dog named Pugsley. We love Pugsley. Yes, we do. (I often needed to remind myself of that fact throughout this last week.) We recently moved, and our 10-year-old Beagle/Pug mix was simply beside himself. Since verbal articulation has never been his strong suit, we don’t know why he went into temporary insanity. Did he think he was going to lose his owners along with his home? Did he simply decide he wasn’t up for change? Since he’s a dog wildly given over to all textile comforts (he burrows into all pillows, blankets, soft furniture, clothing, and whatever [...] Read more »

On Prayers for Help

I came across this prayer recently, and I had to laugh. Yes. After all, the Christian tradition has given us thousands upon thousands of beautiful prayers: words of penitence, gratitude, joy, and sorrow covering every theme the human heart can articulate and many it cannot. The cries for guidance, help, and strength reverberate through the centuries and across the millennia in these prayers, reminding us that we are not so very different from one another after all. The prayer books and liturgical service guides for the various denominations often contain the very best of these. And yet none of these [...] Read more »

On Missing Important Dates

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And you thought you were having a bad day. Life being what it is sometimes, I’ve had to miss a couple of events and meetings this week that I really wanted to be present for. But I had to laugh out loud at the scale of things here. The dinos below helped me put those missed events into perspective (well, mostly, anyway). As long as you and I aren’t watching an ark sail away, our missed meetings or appointments or rehearsals or life events are probably going to work out. Just saying…   Read more »

Kindsighting

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I love this. As a teacher, I have repeatedly observed that the ability to learn and grow from your mistakes can make all the difference in the world in having the ability to adapt and change as an individual. Figuring out what to do differently next time—and deciding how best to implement those step-by-step changes—is a whole lot more productive than helplessly flailing about beating yourself up. Keep this in mind the next time you have one of those “what was I THINKING???” moments. Instead, consider reflecting on what you were learning. And how will what you learned change your [...] Read more »

On Anthropomorphism and Pugsley

I live with a dog who thinks he’s a human. A pug/Beagle rescue-dog cross, Pugsley sprawls on the sofa like a couch potato, expects tasty people-food morsels on a constant basis, and swats at us until he’s been petted satisfactorily so he can fall drowsily into the 5th or 7th of his 11 customary, daily naps. If my husband and I need to be gone, his enraged shouting greets us upon our return. Crouching on all fours, he glares accusingly up at us as he howls unknown epithets in our direction. Not until he’s finished with his frenzied scolding (about [...] Read more »